Mmmmmmmm, the bland smell of permanent mediocrity. That nice small hill, in the shadows of the mountain, that we have all hoped to summit since childhood. Fortunately, in the fitness industry, this vanilla paradise is incredibly easy to maintain. While you may have to eat Ramen Noodles and opt out of paying your bills in […]
Part I I don’t kill roaches. Seriously. We occasionally have one in they gym that bolts for a corner when I flip the lights on at 5:45am, but I don’t immediately run for a flame-thrower. I either catch them and take them outside or just brush them out the door with a broom; but no […]
I’m a meat eater. Shit, for almost a year I was eating grass-fed top sirloin with my eggs every single morning. A well-prepared burger could make my knees buckle, I’d pay damn near any price for a truly amazing steak and I believe the simple smell of heavily marinated chicken on an open flame could be […]
Ocean In life there is but ship and sea, a relationship bounding world and me. Some days are calm and certain, you see; yet others bring bedlam and chaos to thee. Full command of the ship is a mere fantasy, for the blue is too mighty and the boat would agree. Once a wave sets […]